Not Technically "Sleep Talk"...

"Kim just rolled over in her sleep and just put her hand on top of my head and left it there like it was a normal thing to do in her sleep"

-Stephanie

It Was Actually A Wall

*Opens eyes COMPLETELY, closes them and points* 

"That's bread."

Wait, What?

"Whole Foods is mushy."

Can I Put This On My Resume?

"Don't do that, it kills things.

It's a leadership skill."

I Mean, It's Not Wrong

My Thoughts On Hide-And-Seek:

"If you play hide and seek with things, it's theft."

Shhh...It's A Secret!

Upon waking up one morning, Stephanie informed that I let her in on a secret. 

Apparently I "always has an invisible pocket surprise", whatever that means? I've started carrying glitter on me, in case anyone asks what the surprise is.

A Fair Question

*Completely asleep* 

"Okay but... why are the neighborhoods overrun with children??"