Not Technically "Sleep Talk"...

"Kim just rolled over in her sleep and just put her hand on top of my head and left it there like it was a normal thing to do in her sleep"

-Stephanie

It Was Actually A Wall

*Opens eyes COMPLETELY, closes them and points* 

"That's bread."

Wait, What?

"Whole Foods is mushy."

Can I Put This On My Resume?

"Don't do that, it kills things.

It's a leadership skill."

I Mean, It's Not Wrong

My Thoughts On Hide-And-Seek:

"If you play hide and seek with things, it's theft."

Shhh...It's A Secret!

Upon waking up one morning, Stephanie informed that I let her in on a secret. 

Apparently I "always has an invisible pocket surprise", whatever that means? I've started carrying glitter on me, in case anyone asks what the surprise is.

A Fair Question

*Completely asleep* 

"Okay but... why are the neighborhoods overrun with children??"

My Love Of Music

*Whispered in my sleep* 

"Go to the Grateful Dead."

The Garlic Room

"I'm laying in bed, snuggling my tiny goblin, when she starts poking my chin with her pinky in her sleep. I'm like "wtf", and apparently so is she because this wakes her up. She looks at me and says, "I thought you were a window, I'm sorry!" I'm laughing super hard, and then she says, 

"I was pointing to the garlic room and I was like 'why is this window so soft?'""

-Quote from Stephanie

*What's better, the quote, or the fact that I was able to Google search "Garlic Room" and find a result?